My aunt, who is a teacher, e-mailed me this and I thought I’d share…
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The supermarket manager’s daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The
teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She
touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it wine?” she guessed. “No,” the boy replied. She tasted another
drop and asked, ” Champagne ?. “No,” said the little boy…
“It’s a puppy!”
Adventures of a Cattle Dog 
Mom, who was a teacher too, said she has heard that story before, and it always makes her chuckle. Thanks for sharing.Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
awwww thats funny…thanks for the BOl
Hahahahahah…. Hilarious!
I'd be keeping the puppy, not giving it away! Thank you for the laugh, I really needed it!Sam
HaRooooooo!Hugz&Khysses,Khyra
LOL…that's a great one! Thanks for the laugh 🙂
yuk, never taste anything if you don't know what it is first!!!Thanks for finding me and following, nice to meet you, there was just so my on that card list!! its been great fun, I'm following you back so will pop in from time to time to see what you are up to.Anyways Have a Great ChristmasSee Yea George xxx
lol!! it should read there was just so many on that card list, its OK you will get to know me I'm always doing things like that 😉
Ha ha! I heard a slightly different version of this:It was the first day of school and the children were bringing in presents for their teacher.The baker's daughter brought in a box. The teacher opened it and it was a cake.The second child brought up a box, and it was some candles.Now the farmer's son appeared with another box. He gave it to the teacher and she felt that it was wet at the bottom. It was getting wetter and wetter. She kept feeling it, before asking, "Is it a leg of lamb?". "No" said the boy. She felt the bottom again. "Is it some beef?""No", said the boy, "it's a puppy!"It's funny how stories travel around the world!
Hysterical!Benny & Lily