My aunt, who is a teacher, e-mailed me this and I thought I’d share…
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The supermarket manager’s daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The
teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She
touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it wine?” she guessed. “No,” the boy replied. She tasted another
drop and asked, ” Champagne ?. “No,” said the little boy…
“It’s a puppy!”